In the events of Edward Snowden revealing the crimes of the NSA. He has been listed to be given the Nobel Prize whilst he is still considered a national criminal. The CLIA (Central Lack of Intelligence Agency) has been planning his demise at the ceremony.
"Well, what we're planning to do is crowbar his ass out of Russia, and then we're going to hire a professional Nut Job who we've previously brainwashed in Guantanamo Bay to make it look like an accident. We've notified local authorities to say that the guy was crazy and his gun was legally purchased." President Obama has denied all claims to the actions of his private hit squad the CLIA. In addition, head of FBA (Federal Bureau of Assassination) Ralph Richard has claimed that they will be there to "protect" Snowden before the CLIA kill him. "In short we will be working in collaboration with the CLIA to further assure that our society believes that this was an accident. If there's anything I've learned from our country, it's that our people live in constant fear of invasion. And it's because of this fear that we can do whatever we want, and all we need to do was say it's for the safety and benefit of the nation." This was a rather bold statement by the FBA head of security. Taken during a rather long interview that Obama, before we even asked him, that he began to deny everything.
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