You're probably thinking 'how does this verse of his work?'

I've explained all of these wonderful stories to you and I feel that no one is getting anything from it.  Allow me to explain

Part 1- The multiverse theory
The theory states that there is an infinite number of universes coexisting on parallel dimensional planes.  In each universe the reality is different from our own, sometimes minimally sometimes quite radically.  In other words, every possible eventuality exists. 
Part 2- It so begins
I feel that the influences that a kid has seen thought his childhood will keep those with him the rest of his/her life.  For my example, when I was a wee lad, I had no friends...Well no real friends to speak of.  My friends included Mario, Luigi, Samus, Glitch, and Captain Sirrus from Mechassault.  Those were my friends, I always had them with me.  It's like the reason people like me would go to a comicon or game convention.  As they were my child life heroes then I still feel as if I look up to them.
Part 3- Mario
I began playing video games on my dad's N64 when I was just 4.  Billy Ray and Diamond would always beat me in Mario Kart.  I as well played on my gameboy color, which was the apple of my gaming eye.  Being able to play Super Mario Deluxe Mobile was wonderful for me.  I then received a gameboy advance SP when I was six.  My sister had one and I was always jealous that I couldn't play super mario world on my gameboy. 
Part 4- Samus
As soon as I got my Advance SP, I was playing metroid fusion nostop.  It was my favorite game, however, I always got stuck in parts of it.  My parents paid attention to my love of this game and bought me a Gamecube when I was eight.  The first two games I got were Sonic mega collection, Sonic DX director's cut, Metroid Prime, and Star Fox Assault.  I could never get past the first boss in Metriod Prime, so I gave away, and so ends Metroid, and a transition, once I lost Metriod Fusion.  But not before adopting my first character, modeled after the SA-X.  SA-XDelta.
Part 5- Starfox
The most played game I ever had, until I gave it to my friend, as I could not best Apparoid infected Corneria.  I was disappointed by my lack of talent of that game, and gave it away.
Part 6- Metal Arms- Glitch in the System
My dad let me play on his original Xbox, this was one of my favorite multiplayer games growing up.  My friends would always try to come over and go toe to toe with me in my best game.  The only one who could beat me was Diamond.
Part 7- Spyhunter
Not the Original one, even though that was fun, I've been playing the Xbox spyhunter for years.  I've beaten the campaign about three times.  This game was one of the pinnacle of my childhood.
Part 8- MechAssault
Still, another multiplayer favorite for the original Xbox.  It took me long enough to beat the first one on easy, and I'm on Elite on MechAssault 2.  No one can best me at this game now.  The complex characters and storyline were everything I could ever want in a game.
Part 9- Halo
First FPS I ever played.  I was always born and bred console gamer.  Halo captured my need for a serious shooter.  Diamond still can best me at this.  Except when I'm tired.  I love SWAT as well.  Headshot...Headshot...Headshot.  The first mainstream shooter I ever played was Halo.  This love rained supreme for quite a while
Part 10-  Metroid Revisited
Nostalgia kicked in when I was twelve and I was curious about what games I used to play in the past.  Therefore, I revisited Metroid Fusion using YouTube.  I looked everywhere for it.  Until I got the Metroid Prime trilogy for Christmas.  I had doubts when I first played, but motion controls made the game so much easier.  I completed the campaign several times.  New influences led me to revisit old memories
Part 11-  Star Fox Revisited
Once again nostalgia had struck me in the head as I then looked up a let's play for Star Fox Assault.  Once again, I've felt myself like a child.  I could care less how it made me feel.  Believe it or not, people think Star Fox is pretty BA.  That made me feel so much better.  I am proud to call myself a nerd.  Normally, I despise F-bombs that are not included in songs on the interwebs but if you hate on the nerds.  Fickest du.  Yes I speak German.
Part 12- Naruto
The thing that got me started with fanfiction is that Diamond and I had found ourselves a Naruto craze.  Her and I were at constant war of whoever knew more about the particular genre.  My sister and her friends shunned me for always performing crossovers.  I could care less at this point.  I enjoy what I do.  I soon found I could never win the war with conventional means of just one verse, so I decided to put all of my strengths together.
Part 13- Putting the character together.
Colt Mason has come a long way.  First he started as SA-X Delta, second of the SA-X series.  He is perfectly aware of his potential and decided to destroy those who didn't and was chasing the SA-X original.  His sister was the SA-X Alpha, the main leader of the X parasite race.  This altered slightly when sonic came into the verse.  My friends and sister loved to role play.  I'd normally get killed several times.  I was quite frustrated with my failures so when Naruto entered the verse, I made some changes.  The name was Del-ti.  The character didn't last long, not more than three years.  The character became semi-human with a metal exoskeleton like a terminator.  The character quickly changed to Kikai Uchiha.  The name that was carried on my first post ever on this blog.  I have not written on that post in years.  It makes me wonder how much I've changed.  Now, I have a fully developed character.  He can change form depending on the universe he travels to.  In Sonic's zone, Colt Mason is a husky.  In Lylat, he's a husky.  In almost every other verse, he's human. 
Part 14- Allys to Colt
Colt has many friends over many battles.  Many include main protagonists of several of the games listed above.  Others include influences from certain YouTube channels.  As in Dreamscape Avenged and Real Life Battlefield.  I included lesser known YouTubers such as DooM49 and Kainon16, now Armegeddonkaossoul.  As well I included BaltisMC as an ally of mine.  As well in Dreamscape Avenged is famous gamer Pewdiepie.  Later on when I complete a chapter about Fatal Frame, I was planning on inserting Cry into the picture.  I figure that I include starting my horror or haunted games experiences and have the haunted games destroyed.
Part 15- Survival Horror games
When Slender made it's leap to meme hood, I was inducted into a new topic.  Normally I despise horror and haunts but this new idea of being scarred for fun was a new concept to me.  Until I figured out it wasn't.  I first watched an older season of my favorite YouTube show, Machinima's Ten FTW.  Back then Steve Here And Larson wern't hosting the show.  Some guy with either the creepiest voice I ever heard or a guy with a great auto tune did the show.  It was a Machinima Halloween special.  I remember the list like it was the back of my hand. 
Ten- The Condemned series
Nine- The Fear Series
Eight- The Aliens series
Seven- The Resident Evil Series
Six-Doom 3
Five-Clive Barker's: Undying
Four- Siren: Bloodcurse
Three-The Silent Hill series
Two- Dead Space
One- The fatal frame series
It made me a nervous wreck.
Part 16- Haunted games and consoles
I started to really get into the survival horror series so much that I began to go on Creepypasta.  At this point, I dropped the survival horror genre entirely.  More of a nervous wreck.  What! You want a list?  here it goes.
sonic.exe
Pokémon black bootleg
BEN DROWNED
The SCP foundation
Looking any of these up will make you a nervous wreck.  You will not sleep, your childhood will be ruined, that's when I decided to give Colt an M60E4 and a type-99 LMG and let him tear this S*** up.
Part 17- Defeating the fears
Allowing my now testosterone-filled character to run a rampage through the fears department of my mind, I can sleep much better now.  Colt and his team tore a new ass in my fears.  All it took was a Doomguy more.  As well as a BFG-9000.  Fears linger there somewhere, but I've soon gotten over them.
Part 18- Bioshock: Infinite
This game by 2K is now the centerpiece of Mason.  While military testing has torn out his organs and made him half of a machine, an old technology recovered from the depths of the oceans by Madame and Monsieur Lutiece allowed Colt this ability.  Sure, him and Elizabeth had crossed paths on the walks around the lightposts, and I'm sure there are others in the universe like us, but until then, Colt and Elizabeth are the only two in the multiverse.  This is also how he managed to reach Cooper.
Part 19- Sly Cooper
More recent this was discovered, Mason ventured to help the master thief in his journeys across the lands, assisting not only in heists but to help Cooper learn how to think rationally.  I know, pretty deep for Cooper, but he needed someone to mentally dissect him.  Contessa was too much of a bitch to do it and Clockwerk is dead.  It was up to Colt.  But Colt seeks in bringing out different sides of Cooper, seeing how prideful he is, he needs to inform him that he is not invulnerable.  A quote I've been planning to say to Cooper in Sly Cooper: GO was Colt informing Sly about the logic behind killing an enemy.  "Killing one person may save the lives of several others."
Part 20- Five Nights at Freddy's (DAMN IT!)
Just as I could sleep again, this brown animatronic bastard decided to ruin my sleeping schedule.  I'm still looking for a solution to this problem... Any suggestions men?

Arwing Down part 1

Arwing Down Part I

Prologue

Starlog 23:48:09

            Capt. Fox McCloud-  I've recovered from my initial injuries.  I'm okay from trauma, I survived with a broken leg and three snapped ribs.  For the record, I've just been stranded on several worlds after what happened while Space Dynamics tried to create a handheld gate transfer device.  I know aperture had just finished with their design of the single room transfer portal, and Black Mesa had just finished their design for the multi-dimension portal.  Space Dynamic didn't take into account combat matters and when the portal fried I didn't know about it.  I wound up at exactly all of the wrong places.

Chapter I-  Briefing

            Fox strode impressively down the street, knowing that he'd be the test subject for Space Dynamic's new fighter portal.  With a slight smirk on his face he strode down the street.  The sky was clear save little clouds.  Fox stopped at the street corner to take a breath of the warm, night air.  Breathing heavy through his nostrils studied a bar across the street.  I am really parched...Maybe some Lager!  He strode across the street, noticing Falco coming down the sidewalk.  Falco waved to Fox.  "Ay Fox!  Stopping for a drink?"  Fox turned as he waved back.              "Yeah, actually thinking about it."  Falco patted his old friend on the back as they stepped into the bar. 

            "What's new Foxie?"  Falco knew that Fox had been at Space Dynamic.  They sat down at a booth as drinks were brought to the table.  Falco pulled cards out of his pocket.  "Man, I wish I went to Dynamic.  I was bored off my feathers today."  Fox took a drink.

            "Well, wasn't much fun there either."  The waitress arrived at the table once again. 

            "Can I get you boys something to eat?"  Fox looked up at her.

            "Fries please, I'm starving."  Falco nodded at the decision.  The waitress left as the two continued their conversation.

            "I've been stuck at Dynamic for four hours. I hadn't eaten today since breakfast."

            "Yeah, you won't believe what we had for lunch today.  Just as you left."  Fox tilted his head. 

            "Let me guess... Cheeseburgers."  Falco nodded.

            "With the extra tomato."

            "And ketchup?"  Falco replied.

            "And ketchup."  Fox leaned back.

            "You know what-" Almost on cue, the waitress walked to the table with a bucket of fries.  "Miss?  Could I please have a cheeseburger with extra tomatoes?"  She nodded and walked off.  Falco tilted his head for a second and looked back up at Fox who was munching on his fries. 

            "Smooth... Fox."  Fox stopped as the drink has just exited his mouth.  He put the drink down.

            "Falco, you look like something's off."  Falco shook his head.

            "No... What happened at Dynamic corp.?"  Fox looked up. 

            "They told me that our team is going to be a test subject for the new micro gate transfer device."  Falco smiled with delight and excitement. 

            "Really?  This is great!  I mean...I'm all for technological advancements!  I mean...I...uhh...I."  Fox laughed as he found Falco was speechless.

            "Yes Falco, that means we have to go assist some Cornerian fleets."  Falco nodded.  The waitress came up with Fox's cheeseburger.  Falco quickly turned and ordered an Italian cold cut.  The two enjoyed their meal and headed back to the Great Fox hanger.  Stepping into the ship somewhat impaired from the alcohol.

Chapter II- As long as you didn't notice

            Fox strode into the living room and plopped down on the couch.  Fox sighed with a glass of water in his hands.  He flicked on the TV across the room and proceeded to watch Space Dynamic's press conference.  He noticed that they were coming to the hangar tomorrow morning before the launch.  Fox realized that everyone else had already seen it.  Falco sat next to Fox on the couch.

            "Hey Fox.  Krystal wants you in your room."  Falco announced.  Fox paused, he studied Falco for a second.

            "Wait...MY room?"  Falco nodded, trying not to break his poker face.  Fox staggered into the sleeping quarters, not knowing what to expect.  Krystal straightened herself up in a 'Draw me like one of your French girls' position.  The blue-and-white beauty was wearing white thong underwear and an almost too revealing bra.  The door opened and Fox stood in the door, jaw half open, half smiling.

            "Wow.  I uh...That's..."  Fox opened his mouth again to try and pull something smooth out of it.  Krystal just giggled.  Sliding off the bed she walked over to Fox.  She pulled his vest off of him.  Fox took care of slipping off his boots and pulling his shirt off.  Krystal took him by the hand, leading him over to the bed.  Minutes later, they were perfectly comfortable on Fox's warm bed.  Fox laid straight with his right arm over Krystal who held onto his torso, whilst snuggling up to his face and under his chin.  

            "How was the meeting Fox?"  Krystal finally asked, her voice sweet and smooth like chocolate.

            "It went pretty well."  Fox looked over at his blue beauty.  "I don't suppose you already know."  Krystal's eyes widened.  Fox had other words in mind, but chickened himself out.  I can already tell you that  it wasn't the same 'I love you' phrase.  Krystal was certain of that.  "We were picked by Space Dynamic to test their new fighter size portal."  Krystal smiled. 

            "When do we launch?"

            "Tomorrow at ten.  Press conference at nine fifty five."  Krystal's eyes narrowed.  She leaned up to kiss her vulpine boyfriend on the cheek.  That kiss led to a kiss back by Fox.  They then began to fully kiss.  Things began to progress...

Chapter III- Launching in three...two..

            It was nine fifty four and the area just outside the hangar bay was buzzing with excitement.  Nine fifty five.  Fox began his speech.  With everyone satisfied with what they heard, the team piled into the Great Fox.  In moments they were soaring above Corneria, and soon through the Lylat system.  On the deck of the ship, the main screen displayed General Pepper. 

            "StarFox team, the assignment that I have is not necessarily easy, but it means the survival of our frontline Katina outposts."  Images of recent skirmishes shows several of Oikonny's ships approaching the Katina base. As if they are trying to destroy Corneria's frontline defense.  This concerned Fox, with him knowing that Bill Grey, Fox's long time friend, was there trying to defend it.  "I want you to use the new portals provided by Space Dynamic to enter separately.  The smaller gate transmissions have a weaker radar signature than trying to gate the Great fox whole."  Fox quizzed the General.

            "So, we're going to have to approach underneath and go straight into their teeth." Falco spoke up.

            "Just punch 'em in the face?  Sounds good to me!"

            "Man this should be easy, I just finished installing new weapon systems on the Arwings."

            "You've successfully taken Oikonny once.  I expect nothing less this time."  Fox raised his fist.

            "Let's go team!"

Chapter IV- Trouble with the portal

            The team dashed down the hall as the Arwings were prepared for launch.  They arrived at the hangar of the Great Fox.  Falco, Fox, and Krystal stylishly mantled over the side of the cockpit and landed in the seat.  Slippy, on the other hand, tripped on the side and more or less- face planted in the seat.  The team got situated and launched in due time.  They exited the hanger, their engine G-diffusers radiantly glowing green as they prepared their gates, each fired a green ray that opened a circular portal to the combat sector just above Katina.  Fox's radio announced Slippy's voice in an urgent tone.

            "Fox!  Three contacts coming a high velocity." Studying his radar noticed three very familiar looking ships.  Streaking red through space, he noticed a missile flying towards them with grim accuracy.

            "It's the Wolfen!  Evasive maneuvers!"  But it was too late for Fox, the missile had already thrown Fox way off course.  But with luck, Fox landed in the portal.  Slippy, Falco, and Krystal had not yet activated their portals.

            "Oh no...FOX!"  Krystal cried.  Anger surged through her.  Veering her ship around, let loose a barrage of laser fire.  Slippy and Falco did the same. Slippy changed team only radio reception. 

            "So, I guess it's time to try the new weapon system.  So aside from the conventional lasers.  We now have a rapid-fire laser cannon.  It's slightly weaker with a higher rate of fire.  The weapon has unlimited amunition but it is prone to overheat.  The next weapon is a focus beam. It can only be fired at a continuous rate for about ten seconds, so I'd suggest using it on stronger armor.  Next, I've installed a doomsday bazooka that lays waist to everything.  I got it from the Solar system.  It's called the BFG-9000.  Don't ask me what BFG stands for, I'm not going to tell you.  It has thirty shots with a five second reload time.  Charging it will extend the blast radius as well as making the weapon more accurate.  It can lock on just like the regular laser.  It's basically the level one laser on steroids."  Falco took notice of the announcement.  Swapping to his fully automatic, he pursued Leon, with plasma slicing through the Wolfen's armor.  Falco flung past him.  Locking on quick, Leon threw two missiles at Falco.  Slippy came on the speakers again.

            "Oh yeah, and I installed something to deal with those pesky missiles."  Slippy as well had a missile following him.  A wall of red flame lit the air and the missile unsuccessfully attempted to follow the single flames in the wall and the missile exploded in a ball of fire. 

            "Right, flares, great job Slip!"  Falco pressed a trigger and another wall of flame threw the missile back at Leon.  The missile smacked the hull of Leon's Wolfen.  The red craft powered down and Leon was forced to eject.  Falco veered around to confirm his victory. Fist pumping the air, yelled he was victorious.  Slippy tilted his ship left and spiraled upward.  He knew he had to climb higher.  The Wolfen that Wolf piloted was highly superior in firepower, however; Slippy's Arwing was much more maneuverable.  His ship rocked back and forth violently with protest to the heavy pull of the G- Diffuser.  Soon, the system gave out, and Wolf closed on missile range.  A missile fired and Slippy was out of flares,  in moments, the G-Diffuser system rebooted.  Slippy  bolted away, and soon turning his ship back around, with enough distance to change weapons.  His light laser machine gun activated.  Slippy slammed on the brakes, throwing dozens of plasma blasts at Wolf.  Wolf's visor cracked, and his engine gave out.  Slippy retreated to back up Krystal, knowing that Wolf wasn't going anywhere soon.  Now back with Falco and Krystal, the three pursued Panther.  Wolf's ship was out of commission, and therefore punched out and retreated.  Krystal took the lead.  She knew that it was Panther who knocked Fox off course.  Krystal swapped weapons to the BFG-9000, charged her cannons.  The Wolfen was not fully equipped with flares, and his shields were lowered through heavy combat. 

            "This is for Fox."  With the release of the trigger, the green blast had a massive impact on the Wolfen of Panther's.  His ship slowly withered away by intense radiation.  He ejects his escape pod and flew off. 

            "That's it, it's over.  We have to go help the fleet." Krystal and Slippy silently agreed.  They fired their portals and landed perfectly.  "Okay, we'll just have to continue with the plan that we originally had."  Falco thought for a moment.  He turned off Slippy's radio contact momentarily.  And turned to see Krystal in her cockpit.  Staring blankly in the controls.  "Krystal..."  The blue fox jerked her head up and noticed Falco looking into her cockpit.  "Are you going to be okay?"  She paused. 

            "I just hope Fox is alright."

and the world fell apart

And the World Fell Apart

            The world was a very confusing place.  Wars, poverty, and of course, obesity.  Until my good sister decided to go insane.  Not exactly psycho, but the kind of I-can-take-over-the-world-and-no-one-can-stop-me kind of insane.  Until I had something to do with it.  My name is Commander Colt Mason.  I am the survivor of my sister’s rage.  For lack of better name, her name is empress Diamant.  She is the unquestioned lord of the world.  Except where my resistance and I are concerned.  My resistance has the resources, the men, and the morale to free the world of empress Diamant’s rule.  We are, the Freesheild.

Chapter I- MIA for now

            I am stuck in a war prison right now with my friend Col. Buck.  Head trauma during the third authority left him without a memory.  He could not remember the first years of his life.  My teams do routine checks after the attacks of attrition on poor civilians called authorities.  I restate she likes to prove her authority even when people give it the utmost respect.  I found him, befriended him, and trained him for six years.  I guess that makes him my friend.  The food at the prison sucked.  Therefore, I ate as much as I could.  After the pain of clogging the toilet in the cell.  A janitor marked the plan for my escape.  He came into the cell and as soon as the guard was out of sight.  Buck came out of the shadows and held the janitor.  I lead with a swift punch to the face.  He let go of the plunger and that became my default weapon.  Smacking him across the head knocked him out.  Buck looked at me through the dim, moonlit cell and nodded.

            “Homerun.”  He said.  Buck was a midsize, bulky person about nineteen years old.  He wore an Ireland beanie hat over his thick brown hair.  I was tall, thin and always kept a pair of sunglasses.  I was a tad older than Buck at twenty-one and I always had a black spiky hair.  I had a black beard wrapping around my chin that I always prized.  Hate to brag but I thought I looked pretty good.  After taking the janitor’s keys, we walked on the sides of our feet out the cellblock door.  The elevators were definitely to have cameras, so we avoided those and headed for the stairs.  Down at the bottom floor, we noticed the office in front, and knew that there was no way we could be passed that.  Heading around the back, we were unknown to pass a guard.  I turned around with the plunger in hand just as the guard was about to shoot.  Buck shined the flashlight on the guard.  He was a muscular, blond-haired person somewhere in his mid twenties.  He lowered the weapon.  He had a deep voice, but not exactly a growl.

            “You’re a Freesheild?” I lowered the plunger and swung it near the ground.

            “That’s us.” I glanced at Buck as he glanced back at me. “And you might be?” The guard pulled up his rifle to his chest height.

            “Sir…” The thing that confused me was that he called me sir.  “Now is a terrible time for questions.”  I looked at Buck for a second and noticed a Yang charm strung around his neck.  I then notice a Yin charm around this man.  The weapon he carried was an A-91 Russian Submachine gun. He led us into the guardroom and got us some firearms.  Handing me a F2000 and Buck a Khaybar HK-2002.  By this point, it is certain that they know we have escaped.  So we hurried toward the motor pool.

Chapter II- Take the long way home

            We entered a room filled with vehicles.  The room was much brighter than the rest of the prison.  As well, we could start to see daylight. 

            “Thanks for your help.”  I said, hoisting the gun on my shoulder and pacing towards our nameless comrade.  In times of crisis, it was customary for Freesheild members to call their friends ‘Comrades.’  Uttering the word to another was a certain sign of respect and companionship between two soldiers.

            “Now that we’re clear of detection, my name’s Raiden.” 

            “It was good of you to help us Raiden.”  I repeated his name back to him to make sure I would remember.  I felt after him helping us back to our people.  That I may owe him a favor one day. 

            “What are your names?”  He glanced back and forth between us.

            “I’m Commander Colt Mason.”

            “I’m Buck.  I made that my name.  I forgot who I was after head trauma.” 

            “I’m sorry to hear that.”  Just then, another guard walked through the door.  Buck and I turned and put our hands up.

            “We must go now, or many people will die.”  I saw in Raiden’s eyes that he was deciding, but strictly in our favor. We heard the other guard shout.

            “For the honor of…augh!” Just before he was about to finish his little one-liner.  A flash lit the room and the guard was dead.  So that’s two favors I owe him.  Halfway to the base, we encountered a checkpoint.  A guard walked in front the car and signaled us to stop. 

            “Wait! There aren’t any other guards around.”  At the end of his sentence, I let out the clutch and drove him over.  The guard struggled to raise his handgun.  As soon as Buck saw his hand twitch, he reached for his sidearm and embedded a bullet in his skull.  I jumped out and noticed two other guards after taking them down.  I wasn’t the only one facing reinforcements.

            “It’s an ambush!”

            “No, of course not.” I took down two more guards after I said that. “The wire is leading around the back.  I’ll go around and look for a power switch.”  There was a brief moment of silence before explosions and gunshots rang out from behind the wall.  I ran back to the car as the gate opened. 

            “My god! You’re hit!” I struggled to get my seatbelt on.

            “Just get us out of here!” I heard the engine rev as gunshots pierced the glass.  Driving away.  I pulled off my shirt to examine the wound.  Thankfully, it just hit my side, nothing fatal.  We drove in silence to the base.  Our base was more so like a house on a hill with a large, stonewall in front of it.  Most of the barracks were hidden underground to protect the rest of the troops from bombs and flamethrowers as they were also made out of stone and cement.   The medics helped me get the bullet out of my side.  I was back up in no time. 

Chapter III- Fall of Freesheild…Maybe

            “Sir! Numerous contacts, infantry, eight hundred meters and closing.” I bent down to look at the radar.

            “Just a patrol, send out some teams and a support vehicle.”

            “Yes sir.”  But it was much more than a patrol.  Our units were demolished, as well as the vehicles.  I announced on the megaphone.

            “All hands, send all fire teams, all vehicles, and scramble the jets.  This is not a drill, repeat, this is not a drill.” After that, the teams were all over the place.  But not fast enough.  I a matter of hours.  Huge mechs demolished the tanks.  Her new advanced super soldiers were far too strong, as they were able to rip the hearts right out of men.  They picked up our trucks and threw them unbelievable distances.  For all we know, Buck and I were the only two survivors.  We looked around, in astounded horror.  Men, ripped apart, bloodied to the point where there was no blood left to be spilled, were left all across the field.  Shrapnel and bullets littered the ground.  Many died, too many to count.  I became sick to my stomach.  I dropped to my knees.  I refused to cry.  I’ve accomplished so much and just lost it all.  I had to remain resilient.  Buck just stared at me.  Expecting I had a plan.

“What do we do now?”

“I don’t know.”  I said, sounding utterly defeated.  “I just don’t know.”

Trust no one...Comrade

NOTE: Article best read with a Russian accent

Obama has been reelected comrades, therefore, over de next four years, him and his congress will spend the next four years turning us into de Socialist United States my friends.  All four of his socialist plans have been passed through de president already.  You all must prepare to be taxed out of existence comrades.  Send your money to non-government owned banks.  Keep transferring your money to countries like Belize or Sweden or other non-government owned banks.  The government will take everything, de middle class is first as de rich has already effectively hidden zeir money und ze poor do not have ze required provisions in order to pay de government what they want in order to make sure the American dream of being treated like a king would never come true.  So the only way to be safe from the government taking all of your money as dey inevitably will, is send it to non-American Government bank.  Stay away from the bank.  Send it elsewhere.  Avoid all Socialist banks, with the Congress buying deir own private corporate fatcat.

(Comparisons and/or references to any beings living or dead is completely coincidental)

(Any offensive material may be removed if the viewers request so)

What the F*** is the government thinking!?!?!

We are all aware that the government is trying to sensor the web. I think that it's absolutely ridiculous. What they are doing is technically a breach of the first amendment. If they are censoring major news sites, they are not allowing the people to learn what is going on in the world. Therefore, this is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. DO YOU HEAR THIS CONGRESS, OBAMA, AND SUPREME COURT!!

UNCONSTITUTIONAL

some good philosophies

1. There's always a bright side, you just need to be bright enough to see it
2. Life is a rose garden
3. Everyone has their garden of eden, it just takes a while to get there
4. After Highschool, no one will care how popular you were then
5. Trust no one, except the ones you trust
6. Live your life to the fullest, then once you've settled down, be sure the next generation will
7. Love, beauty, and humor are all in the eye of the beholder
8. think before you act, unless otherwize
9. Count your blessings
10. When you're down and low, sing an upbeat song
11. Media is not your friend, your best friends are you and yourself, treat them well and you'll go far
12. When the sun doesn't shine, stir up something warm

some of my favorite video game quotes

1. Even Sam says it's the ass end of the world, and it's her hometown. (Dom, Gears of War 3)
2. As long as I get to drive the tank (Mickey, Halo 3 ODST)
3. Fortunatley for us both, I like crazy (Cortana, Halo 2)
4. Do a barrel roll [Everyone should know this one] (Peppy, Starfox 64)
5. Hold still and let me shoot at you (Falco, Starfox 64)
6. HEEEEY Princess! (Anthony, Metroid Other M)
7. Let's make some money! (Kakuzu, Naruto Shippuden; Clash of Ninja Revolution 3)
8. This won't hurt a bit, you'll just die. (Baird, Gears of War 2)
9. Way to puzzle it together, D***! (Krunk, Metal Arms; Glitch in the System)
10. Happy Blastin' (General Torn, Jak 3)