You want to know what high school is going to be like?

Now, we can all see that our race is doomed to Laziness, Drugs, Advertisements on Sl**** clothes, Anorexia, and premarital Sex. (L.A.D.A.S.) [Notice the acronym spells "Ladders" but like a gangsta, there's a reason for that]

Freshman= Girls- Dress like Sl***s, are either stick thin, or just huge in weight
                  Boys- Act like girly men and have high pitched voices
Sophomores= Girls- *See freshman
                       Boys- Are most likely druggies and trying to get themselves knocked up (Sex)
Juniors= Girls- Under complete control of the media, and probably knocked up
               Boys- Try to be "Playas'" after they've knocked up at least one girl, and also try to make other chicks break up with their real boyfriends

Seniors= Girls- Pregnant and even more of a bitch
               Boys- Screwed

Quote- "It's like the high school without the musical"

And you can forget becoming an astronaut...

If you must know, I blame the U.S. Government for the loss of our beloved space program,

1. President Obama has allowed the people in congress to spend twice as much money as we are currently making
2. The government has been busy trying to help out other countries and letting us all go to waist
3. Without a space program, we will not be able to try to explore other worlds in order for us to move on to another planet when we destroy this one
4. Hell, we're already in such bad shape! You'd think the rich people would notice this.

Bottom Line
If we did have a space program, watch the movie 2012, and you can see what this world is comming to. (By the way, the world does not end on this comming year, just the Mayan calendar.)

I have figured out why the country's economy is getting worse. Things like this...
The parents spoil the children...
They don't make them go get a job...
The children think they are in charge...

Well I've got news for those spoiled kids who skip school to go to a shopping mall with their parent's credit card. And the guys with a beer, industrial size bag of potato chips, and an Xbox controller. Get off your lazy asses and get a job, maybe the fashion freak girls can buy their own bank account and credit card. I was in FACS class the other day, and when the teacher asked the class to raise their hand if we actually work for money. Me and a few lonely people raised thier hands. The other class relied on their parents for money. I felt really bad for Uncle Sam. I said dear god. With the direction the contry is going, I can't bear watching the next thirty years of their lives without cringing, then bowing my head in shame.

                                                                                         Next time you want to buy someting, how about you get a job.

Some of the best movie lines

1. It's detective McClain, asshole (John McClain, Live Free, Die Hard)
2. Why? Having fun? (Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
3. You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. (Trudy, Avatar)
4. You are the dumbest, smart person I've ever met in my life! (Detective Spooner, IRobot)
5. Hasta La Vista, baby. (The T1000, Terminator 2, Judgement day)
6. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. (Gone with the Wind)
7. Time to prove that Homer Simpson has Cahonies. (Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie)
8. Don't eat more than four or you'll never poop for a week. (Jake, Two and a Half Men)
9. And I do the Cha Cha like a sissy girl. (Evan Backster, Bruce Almighty)
10. David! Get up will ya? You look like the poster boy for birth control. (Thorton Mellon, Back to School)
11. There's an arrow in your butt! (Princess Fiona, Shrek)
12. I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect soltion for marridge problems. (Donkey, Shrek 2)
13. Well you get in there, and KICK THAT FISH'S ASS! (Joe Swanson, Family Guy)
14. Even among misfits, you're misfits. (Yukon Cornelius, Rudolph the Red-Nossed Reindeer)
15. Move your bum ass out of your momma's home. (Agent J, Men In Black 2)
16. Get em' in one minuet sweetie... two minuets. (Agent J, Men In Black 2)
17. The best part about kids, is makin' em'. (Thorton Mellon, Back to School)
18. F*** you Mr. Stark, F*** you buddy. (Sentaor, Iron Man II)

And My personal favorite

  19.   Tens of thousands of people get killed by cars every year, that's only like four more. (John McClain, Live Free, Die Hard)