NOTE: Article best read with a Russian accent
Obama has been reelected comrades, therefore, over de next four years, him and his congress will spend the next four years turning us into de Socialist United States my friends. All four of his socialist plans have been passed through de president already. You all must prepare to be taxed out of existence comrades. Send your money to non-government owned banks. Keep transferring your money to countries like Belize or Sweden or other non-government owned banks. The government will take everything, de middle class is first as de rich has already effectively hidden zeir money und ze poor do not have ze required provisions in order to pay de government what they want in order to make sure the American dream of being treated like a king would never come true. So the only way to be safe from the government taking all of your money as dey inevitably will, is send it to non-American Government bank. Stay away from the bank. Send it elsewhere. Avoid all Socialist banks, with the Congress buying deir own private corporate fatcat.
(Comparisons and/or references to any beings living or dead is completely coincidental)
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