Saturday, December 17, 2011

You want to know what high school is going to be like?

Now, we can all see that our race is doomed to Laziness, Drugs, Advertisements on Sl**** clothes, Anorexia, and premarital Sex. (L.A.D.A.S.) [Notice the acronym spells "Ladders" but like a gangsta, there's a reason for that]

Freshman= Girls- Dress like Sl***s, are either stick thin, or just huge in weight
                  Boys- Act like girly men and have high pitched voices
Sophomores= Girls- *See freshman
                       Boys- Are most likely druggies and trying to get themselves knocked up (Sex)
Juniors= Girls- Under complete control of the media, and probably knocked up
               Boys- Try to be "Playas'" after they've knocked up at least one girl, and also try to make other chicks break up with their real boyfriends

Seniors= Girls- Pregnant and even more of a bitch
               Boys- Screwed

Quote- "It's like the high school without the musical"

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